What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

Carrot fingers

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

My three children are three big mistakes.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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