What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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What you reading? reading?

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whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

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An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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What's green, and looks like money? Money...

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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