- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

How would you rule?

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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