what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum.

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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What do I hate? people

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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