- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

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When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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