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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Why are fire trucks red Well fire trucks have 4 wheels, and they have 8 people in them, 4+8, is 12, there are 12 inches in a foot, a foot is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a boat, boats sail the seven seas, fish are in the seven seas, fish have fins, the Finns defeated the Russians, Russians are red, And that is why fire trucks are red.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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