One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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