one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

like most people my age. im 27

whats black and white? a zebra

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

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