- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man? Black

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

The lion swallowed his pride.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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