- Anti Joke

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.