A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

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Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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Catholicism.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was holding hands with the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It saw a banana. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? It slipped. Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? It thought this was all a game. Why did the sixth monkey commit suicide? All his friends were gone.

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being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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women's rights, lol

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whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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