- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

My name is Jeff

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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