What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

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Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

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What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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Dusters blow stuff.

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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Donald Trump.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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