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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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