Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

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A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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Buzi vagy!

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Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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Gay's

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

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Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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