Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

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What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

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What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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FIONN'S LIFE

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What can fly? Lots of things

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in soviet russia, cow milks you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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