- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

He walked in a bar

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

Hail Heetluh

whos district champs not JM

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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