Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

Mullets

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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