Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

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if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

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How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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