A woman leaves the kitchen.

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An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

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Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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Knock Knock *opens the door*

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What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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