- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

What rhymes with milk...milf

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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