- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

womens rights.

Guess what? I like trains.

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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