Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

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Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

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Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

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Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

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Tic tac toe. I never met my father

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones.

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What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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