- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

fish fishy caoimhin

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

I regret everything.....

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

a person who will soon die of beeties

What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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