What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

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Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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What did the fish say after he

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