- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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