What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

OIO

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Obama

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

Listen, I do not really care anymore, I admit it, I dont mind screwing with people, but if your name is Tifa, my name is lets see... Solid Snake, yeah, but call me big boss. Listen, be honest with me, if you do not trust me, just do not give me a random name, Tifa as in Tifa Lockheart? Final Fantasy? Wake up, girl/guy, you are losing your touch at this.

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

Women's rights.

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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