- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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