Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

Women's rights.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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