Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Where's the dick??? east

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

I have an erection My mom!

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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