- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Female rights.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

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