- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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