- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

Christianity

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

Hey, Max!!

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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