- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

You're tall.

Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

I am a joke. I am funny.

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

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