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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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