Theres an app for the iPhone.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

The jets are a good team..

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

women's rights.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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