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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

black people are white when i use night gogles

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

This joke is funny

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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