- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

Female rights.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

Where's the dick??? east

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