- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

A dog was barking at a tree

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

in soviet russia, cow milks you

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

7+5=12

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

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