Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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Top Gear USA

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

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Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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