- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

An Asian man fails a math test

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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