1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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PEANIS!

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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