- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

A dog was barking at a tree

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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