An epileptic man attends a rave.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

What can hitler cook well Steak

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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