How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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I am quite mature.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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