A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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Women's Rights.

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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learn. advance!

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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30cm = 0,3meters

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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