Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

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Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

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Women's Rights.

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

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What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

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"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

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Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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