- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

... Chan chan

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

Once there was a girl named Andrea

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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