- Anti Joke

If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

how much could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? it doesnt matter because they can not chuck wood

Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

I have an erection My mom!

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

Where's the dick??? east

have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

Wats rong with yo leg.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.