What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

What's 9+ 10?! 19

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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