- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

I have an erection My mom!

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

Where's the dick??? east

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

I have an erection My mom!

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

Where's the dick??? east

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.