So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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