what's red and horny a red unicorn

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

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on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

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Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

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Those last 4 were by: Walter

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(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

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sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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