what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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Jake. Walsh.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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im a willy bum bum

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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