The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

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You wanna see something really scary?

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A teacher, a consturction worker, and an army general are on an airplane. The pilot tells them the plane has too much weight, and if they don't each drop one item then the plane will crash. Realizing one item each is obviously not enough weight to throw off, the teacher and the construction worker team up and throw the army genral off the plane. They land safely, and live the rest of their life haunted by their vile actions.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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A man killed himself.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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This is funny.

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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God

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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