- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

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