Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

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i have read and agree to the terms of service

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

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why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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