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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

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