- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what i just did. Master bait.

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

bryden is a faggot

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Obama

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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