- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Luke Hardie is G@Y

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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