How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

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Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

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- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

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Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

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