Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

thumb_up thumb_down +13

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

thumb_up thumb_down +13

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

thumb_up thumb_down +13

This is an anti-anti-joke.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

I need to start studying.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

thumb_up thumb_down +13

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops