- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

womens rights

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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