A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

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Your face is hilarious.

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

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Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

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What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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