A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

An Asian man fails a math test

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

*prepares this to get negative votes*

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Yock

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

Women's Rights Movement

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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