The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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