- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

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