... i forgot the joke :p

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Mitt Romney

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

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A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

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What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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