- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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