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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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