- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Samraj.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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