2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

Youre mom is so dead...

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

Do you want icecream, Björn?

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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