If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

Church.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

What's circular and round A circle

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

Loner.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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