- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

Legal Mexicans in Texas

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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