- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Youre mom is so dead...

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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