why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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okay so one time my dog was eating an octopus tail and i was all like...Bro! octopus are our friends dont eat them! then he was all like okay...so later i saw my goldfish eating a blue kangaroo and i was all like bro blue kangaroos are our friends dont eat them and she was all like okay.. so then i saw my sandwich eating itself and i was like bro...let me eat you instead! and it was like okay. then i saw a bear eating you so i was like bro....thats all i said before it ate both of us :( and thats the story of why i have 6 toes on my left buttcheek

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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2 Penises

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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Anti Joke

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