Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

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A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

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"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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