- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

who ever is reading this....

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

I can count to potato.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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