What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

A blind man walks into a wall.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

dick dick dick... frogs

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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