I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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9/11.

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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