What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

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A pilot walks into a bar just before his last flight of the day. "Give me a stiff one to get through this last flight, I've had a long day," the pilot tells the bartender. The bartender promptly refuses the pilot service and kicks him out of the bar, since operating an aircraft under the influences of alcohol would at least constitute gross negligence and at worst, murder.

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

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What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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