- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

Wanker

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

The MLS

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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