- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Wanker

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

Bad grammers.

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

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