Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

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Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

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Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

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what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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I died shortly after writing this.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

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People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

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Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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Bob Saget

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Anti Joke

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