- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

Penis-biter

Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

Q: knok knok A: Im home

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

You know whats better than 24? 25

Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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