Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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once upon a time, it snowed

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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Thats sweet, thank you then.

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

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"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

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Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

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What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

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A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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