- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

How would you rule?

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

whats hard, its not what you think a penis

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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