- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

Wanna here a good joke?

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

the WNBA

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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