- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

Women's rights

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

Nuneaton..

Michel Moor on a die...

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

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