- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

Yanter, Look it up

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

Well, there's one way...

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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