Womens' sports

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everybody loves raymond

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

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Why was Sally gone for her father's birthday? She went on a camping trip with her friends. Sally's friends were brutally murdered and she was kidnapped. The kidnapper cut off her arms and legs and left her in the middle of a suburban intersection late at night. The autopsy revealed that Sally died from blood loss from losing her limbs. It also revealed that she had contracted a fast growing tumor in her brain which would have most likely killed her within days of the murder anyway. Her family was living in the country illegally so her DNA did not reveal a computer file of her person. Her parents were not informed of her death for years because of this. When it was determined that the victim was the parents' daughter they were arrested for living in the country illegally and were not able to have a funeral.

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

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what is green an invisible? this cabbage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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