- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

Black people

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

How would you rule?

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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