Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Why did the dog die? He was old

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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