- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

i dont care if you rate me or not

Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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