What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

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I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

Wanna here a good joke?

Why did the dog die? He was old

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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