if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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