- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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