- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

Andy Carrol

What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

Has u seen my grammar?

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

just in time?

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

Two guys walk into a bar.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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