why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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your no better than a cockroach

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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