- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

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A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

just in time?

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

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