Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

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why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

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What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

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how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

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Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

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A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

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God. God.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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