Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

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A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

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So I was walking down the road today

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

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What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

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Your face is hilarious.

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why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

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What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

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Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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