- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

womens rights

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Luke Hardie is G@Y

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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