- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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