person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

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On a deserted island in the middle of nowhere three women have just been in a horrible boat wreck. They are okay and alive. One is a lovely smart brunette. An appealing ginger. And a blond.. named Becky. They take shelter when one of them notices a shimmer in the sand. They pick it up to discover that it was a golden lamp. They rub it and a blue cloud of smoke consumes them. Then a magnificent Guinnie appears and says "You have awoken me from my 10,000 year encasement inside that lamp! I shall grant you 3 wishes to show you my sincere gratitude." The brunette wishes for a plane so she can fly home. The ginger wishes for a boat to sail back home. The blonde was lonely so she wished that the brunette and the ginger were back with her.

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Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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