- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

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