What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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I'm sn otter

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why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

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Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

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What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

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Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

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why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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drew edminstin is a rat

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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Anti Joke

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