- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

A dog was barking at a tree

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

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